MATCH REPORT: DIV 12 RESSIES' PULL OFF 'MIRACLE ON GRASS' TO STUN LADDER-LEADERS MHSOB

In what will go down as one of the most dramatic and significant victories in Thirds football history, the Wattle Park Thirds (Div 12 Ressies’) have delivered a spine-tingling upset, defeating ladder-leaders Melbourne High School Old Boys (MHSOB) by a slender 3 points at Bennettswood Reserve on Saturday afternoon.

The 9.8 (62) to 9.5 (59) win, sealed by a nerveless set shot from Jarra Davis in the dying minute, not only brought the crowd to its feet but also sent shockwaves through the competition. With the victory, Wattle Park notched their seventh consecutive win and remained second on the ladder, boasting an 8-3 record and a commanding percentage of 161%. It was a result that blew the premiership race wide open and confirmed that the Animals are very much the real deal in 2025.

Coming off arguably their best performance of the season, the Animals entered the top-of-the-table clash brimming with belief. Both sides were undefeated since the early-season division regrading, setting the stage for a blockbuster showdown. With Wattle Park assembling their strongest lineup on paper, and with it being their final home game of the year, motivation was sky-high.

The tone was set from the opening bounce. Defender Lukas Skaife made an instant impact, laying a bone-rattling tackle deep in defensive 50 to send an early message: the Animals were here to play physical, fearless football. It was exactly the sort of hard-nosed start coach Lenny would have wanted.

Joining Skaife in the early standouts were Cam Muratore and Connor Rogers, whose combined effort led to the first major of the day - a thumping finish from Andre ‘The Giant’ Toussaint. The midfield dominance was orchestrated by the evergreen Checkers, who continued his superb form in the ruck. Out-bodying his opponent with ease, Checkers not only provided silver service to the onballers but also won several clearances himself, tilting the contest in Wattle Park’s favour.

Yet, MHSOB weren’t ladder-leaders for nothing. They began to apply scoreboard pressure midway through the term, capitalising on brief lapses in Wattle Park’s defence to slot consecutive goals. But just when the Old Boys appeared to seize control, the Animals fought back. Sedgy upped the physicality, throwing himself into every contest, while Muratore snapped truly from a stoppage to stem the tide. At quarter time, the Animals trailed by just 3 points, but the belief in the huddle was palpable.

The second quarter saw Wattle Park take the ascendancy. Dan Thorson, putting together a season worthy of Best & Fairest contention, imposed himself with his trademark run-and-carry, evoking memories of a young Tom Harley. His bursts off half-back lifted the side and helped swing momentum.

Then it was Benny Kearns' turn to ignite the crowd. With trademark flair, he snapped truly from a tight angle, giving the Animals the lead and sparking a wave of energy through the playing group. Forward pressure intensified, with Jarra Davis leading the way, and the midfield brigade began asserting their authority.

Srey, continuing his leadership surge from the previous week, sold a bit of candy to his direct opponent before finding Muratore for his second of the day - a goal born of creativity and class. The Old Boys responded to cut into the lead, but a moment of magic was just around the corner. Aman Singh (Junior), a Wattle Park favourite, brought the crowd to its feet with his first career goal. A moment soaked in elation and raw emotion. The Animals entered the main break with an 11 point lead and momentum in their favour.

Coach Lenny was thoroughly impressed with the Animals first-half effort. But the job wasn’t done. MHSOB were ladder-leaders for a reason and the Animals knew they couldn’t be caught sleeping in the second-half. 

The third quarter proved the arm wrestle most predicted. MHSOB struck first from the opening clearance, but Wattle Park’s half-back rebirth in the form of Austin Cookson stood tall. Cookson’s transformation in recent weeks has been staggering. His ability to read the play, peel off his opponent, and use the ball with poise has made him a key piece of Wattle Park’s backline puzzle.

Fellow Geelong product Cadan MacDonald added another goal to the tally, as Lachie Hicks, Bailey McCabe and the Candyman waged war in the contest. Candyman’s athleticism was again a difference-maker, while Rogers and Muratore combined with MacDonald to set up a second Kearns major and a 24 point lead.

But as good teams do, MHSOB found a second wind. With three goals in a rapid 10-minute burst, they wrestled back momentum and silenced the home crowd. Wattle Park’s defence, led by the composed Darcy Keegan, stood firm under siege to protect a slender 5-point advantage at the final change.

The final term had everything. Drama, desperation, brilliance, and ultimately, glory.

Wattle Park opened the quarter in style. Muratore extracted the ball and found Kearns, who dished off to Toussaint, then to MacDonald - and the silky goal kicker did the rest. Dean ‘Twisties3’ Milhe crashed every contest, Hicks was breaking tackles, Skaife soared through packs and Checkers continued his ruck masterclass.

But once again, MHSOB wasn't done. Three unanswered goals flipped the game on its head. With 10 minutes remaining, the Old Boys had stolen the lead and the home side was left chasing shadows.

The clock became the enemy and with each missed opportunity, the pressure mounted. Then, with just 90 seconds to play, came the moment that will echo through Wattle Park history.

The ball spilled loose from a contest in the centre. The Giant collected cleanly and released McCabe with a pinpoint handball. With composure beyond his years, McCabe speared a pass to Davis on the lead. He was 30 metres out, dead in front.

With ice in his veins, Davis calmly slotted the goal. The crowd erupted. Wattle Park had regained the lead with just 40 seconds left. The final siren soon followed, triggering scenes of wild celebration and disbelief. The undefeated had been defeated. The miracle had unfolded.

This wasn’t just a win. It was a statement. The Wattle Park Thirds had announced themselves as genuine contenders. With seven straight wins and a two-week break to recover and reset, the belief within the playing group has never been stronger.

Coach Lenny’s men are writing a story worth remembering. But as the players gathered in a circle post-game, the message was clear: the story isn’t complete yet.

Birthday Boy gets his present

There are moments in football that transcend the scoreboard. Moments that define a team, lift a club, and remind everyone why we play the game. Yesterday at Bennettswood Reserve, Wattle Park witnessed one of those moments when Aman Singh (Junior) slotted his first-ever career goal. 18 months ago, Junior hadn’t played a single game of Aussie Rules. Fast forward to now, and he’s one of the most beloved and respected figures at the Wattle Park Football Club. Known for his unrelenting work ethic, fearless approach, and selfless commitment to the team, Junior has become the beating heart of the Div 12 Ressies. And on his birthday, finally got the reward he so richly deserved. Midway through the second quarter of Saturday’s blockbuster clash, Junior found himself lining up for goal after taking a strong mark inside 50. As he composed himself for the set shot, every player, official and supporter held their breath. When the ball sailed through the middle, the Zoo erupted. You’d be forgiven for thinking the Animals had just won a premiership. Players streamed from every corner of the ground to mob the milestone man. It wasn’t just a goal - it was a moment of recognition, of triumph, and of sheer joy. A footballing fairytale. For a club that thrives on spirit and mateship, Junior’s goal was more than just six points. It was a symbol of growth, belief, and reward for hard work. As his teammates roared and the crowd went ballistic, you could feel what it meant. Not just to him, but to the entire Wattle Park community. A fitting reward for one of the Ressies’ finest, and a reminder that footy’s greatest moments often come from the most genuine people.

The Defenders 

Being a defender in the Wattle Park Thirds isn’t a glamorous job. It’s gritty and relentless. But on Saturday, against the most potent attacking side in the competition, the Wattle Park backline produced a masterclass in resilience and structure. Coming into the clash, MHSOB had posted a frightening run of scores. 144, 208, 145, 220, and 99 points. Yet, in the face of that firepower, the Animals’ defence never blinked. Holding MHSOB to just 59 points, their lowest total of the season, was nothing short of extraordinary. The back seven of Lukas Skaife, Austin Cookson, Aman “Junior” Singh, Dan Thorson, Darcy Keegan, Jarra Davis and skipper George Burgess were locked in from the opening bounce. Their structure, composure and discipline under pressure laid the foundation for one of the club’s most significant wins in recent memory. Every contest was met with intensity. Every rebound was measured and effective. Whether it was Skaife crashing packs, Cookson’s smart positioning, Thorson and Keegan’s clean ball use, or the constant communication from Burgess marshalling the troops. The cohesion was undeniable. Junior’s defensive hustle and Davis’ intercept work capped off a flawless unit performance. Their ability to link up in transition and absorb repeated MHSOB surges was the backbone of the victory and a key reason the Animals claimed one of their greatest wins to date.

Davis delivers the Miracle on Grass

The final moments of Saturday’s thriller will forever be etched in Wattle Park lore. A true testament to the grit, teamwork and unyielding spirit that has defined this remarkable Animals side all season. The winning passage of play was born from relentless team pressure and sheer perseverance, the hallmarks of a group that never backs down. When Bailey McCabe released a precise pass to Jarra Davis, an almost tangible calm swept through the crowd and players alike. Every Animal seemed to know instinctively that the ball had found the right hands at the right time. Davis, the 2024 Best & Fairest winner, carried the weight of the match on his shoulders and he delivered without falter. Cool, calm and collected, Davis handled the pressure with veteran poise. His set shot sailed straight through the middle, sparking wild celebrations and securing a memorable upset over the undefeated ladder leaders. This was no ordinary goal. It was the Animals’ very own ‘Miracle on Grass.’ After four quarters of fierce and committed football, the Div 12 Ressies fully deserved the win. Thanks to Davis’s clutch finish, Wattle Park walked away with the crucial four premiership points they so desperately sought.

WATTLE PARK   2.0   5.3   7.4   9.8  (62)
MHSOB              2.3   3.4   6.5   9.5  (59)

GOALS
Wattle Park: Muratore 2, MacDonald 2, Kearns 2, Davis 1, Singh 1, Toussaint 1

BEST
Wattle Park: Cameron Muratore, Benjamin Kearns, George Burgess, Jarra Davis, Bailey McCabe, Daniel Thorson

NEXT GAME

Wattle Park v AJAX (Away), Sun July 20th, (9:20am), Gary Smorgon Oval

MATCH REPORT: Animals cruise past UHS to extend winning streak to six

The Wattle Park Thirds (Div 12 Ressies) have sent a strong message to the competition, steamrolling UHS by 63 points at Bennettswood Reserve to claim their sixth consecutive win. The 16.19 (115) to 7.10 (52) victory was a clinical display of team football, with Cam Muratore leading the charge with four goals in a best-on-ground performance.

With all eyes on the only Wattle Park side playing at ‘The Zoo’, the Ressies came in hungry to back up their unconvincing win against South Melbourne. Determined to sharpen their brand of football and fuelled by the debut of Koul Koul and Jack Tossol, the home side looked to flex their muscle in front of the faithful. The squad knew the importance of defending their turf, and the sideline was buzzing with anticipation from the first bounce. 

Under a sun-drenched sky, the Animals wasted no time imposing their physicality on the contest, matching up against a larger UHS outfit in a bruising opening term. With stoppage footy dominating the early exchanges, birthday boy Aman Singh (Junior) was electric from the outset, showing no regard for his own safety as he courageously cut off multiple attacks. Dan Thorson was again a machine, racking up 24 touches and kilometres to match, anchoring the backline with his reliable rebound and composed ball use.

After a scrappy start, the floodgates opened thanks to the Candyman’s dash through midfield, setting up the first major. Cardman quickly followed, and Muratore began to find his groove up forward, slotting the first of his four majors. Bailey McCabe added to the mix, Wattle Park held a 22-point buffer at quarter time. The team’s willingness to win the contested footy and spread with pace began to take its toll on the opposition.

UHS lifted in the second quarter, applying heat through the corridor, but the Animals held firm. Andre ‘The Giant’ Toussaint was a colossus in the air, while Dean Milhe danced past defenders with poise. Jordan Cannizzaro's coast-to-coast run led to a Benny Kearns goal that lit up the sideline. Despite the impressive ball movement and pressure, wayward kicking restricted the damage, with the margin stretched to 38 points at the half. There was a feeling that the scoreboard didn’t quite reflect the Animals’ dominance, but they had laid the foundation for a strong second half.

Interim coach Srey praised the side's structure and ball use at the break, urging greater selflessness in front of goal. The third term opened with a UHS goal, but the Animals quickly found their rhythm. Jarra Davis calmed the chaos with smart positioning, Tossol drove through packs like a battering ram, and Skaife was impenetrable in defence. Srey slotted a stunning goal from the boundary before Cannizzaro curled through his first in club colours. Still, inaccuracy persisted with the Animals posting 2.4 for the term.

The final quarter saw the Animals unleash their full potential. Muratore proved too much to handle as he bullied his way to more scoreboard pressure. Debutant Koul finally got his reward, while MacDonald and Tossol joined in the fun courtesy of superb ruck work from the Candyman. Sedgy’s long-overdue major was met with disbelief and celebration, while Captain Burgo, cool and composed in defence, orchestrated the final surge. Lachie Hicks continued to provide grunt in the contest, and the team’s work rate was evident right until the final siren. It was a quarter that showcased not just individual brilliance, but also selfless team-first football - a theme that has defined this winning streak.

Now second on the ladder with a healthy percentage of 173% and 28 points in the bank, the Div 12 Ressies are firming as a genuine finals threat. The momentum is undeniable, and with their form peaking at the right time, Wattle Park’s maiden finals berth is no longer just a dream. It’s becoming an expectation. With belief growing, depth increasing, and the Zoo turning into a fortress, September footy could be just the beginning.

Koul, calm and collected

A last minute debut in this Animals squad is no surprise given the very extensive list size, but the debut of Koul Koul was something special. Instantly a cult hero, Koul didn’t take long to set the tone and showcase the elite football ability he possesses. The man isn’t afraid to sidestep several opponents up forward and take the game on, backing himself in every contest. He can take a big contested mark, as evident in the third quarter, and knows how to nail one through the big sticks. Whether the man is a one-off superstar or a weekly specialist remains to be seen. But wow, what a debut by King Koul.

Srey’s words of wisdom spark Animals

Riley Srey is the heart and soul of the Div 12 Ressies. He may not be your typical footy player who lights up the stage each week, but his tough grit and physicality was on full display on Saturday. Srey’s ability to slow down play in dire moments by creating stoppages was a key reason the Animals were able to dominate the way they did. It may not reflect on the stats sheet, but his frequent pressure in and around the contest hindered UHS’ ability to transition out of defense. Taking on the coaching role, Srey was a large presence vocally on field and in the rooms, and was responsible for correcting the teams kicking in front of goal, emphasising the importance of not being selfish. It may sound simple, but sometimes all you need is someone to point out the obvious, which is exactly what Srey did. Leadership comes in many forms, but it sure does look good on Srey.

Did someone order the baker's dozen?

Kicking goals is a luxury, especially in Division 5 Thirds football. More often than not, it’s 3 or 4 players that kick the snags to get the team across the line. But not this week. Cam Muratore led the way as one of 12 goal kickers on the day for the Div 12 Ressies. Goals came from Muratore, Taylor, MacDonald, Tossol, Kearns, Cannizzaro, Sedgy, Srey, Koul, Cardman, McCabe and Candyman. It was raining goalkickers at the Zoo and showcased the teams versatility in the forwardline. A scoresheet like Saturday’s would strike fear into the competition. Each Animal is a cog in a well oiled machine, and what a machine the boys are putting together. The baker must of ordered a dozen of his finest.

WATTLE PARK   4.6   7.12   9.16   16.19  (115)
UHS                     1.2   2.4     3.8     7.10    (52)

GOALS
Wattle Park: Muratore 4, Taylor 2, MacDonald, Tossol, Kearns, Cannizzaro, Sedgy, Srey, Koul, Cardman, McCabe and Candyman

BEST
Wattle Park: Cameron Muratore, Candyman, Jordan Cannizzaro, Daniel Thorson, Koul Koul, Benjamin Kearns

NEXT GAME

Wattle Park v MHSOB (Home), Sat June 28th, (9:20am), Bennettswood Reserve

MATCH REPORT: Five in a row as Div 12 Ressies down gutsy Swans

The Wattle Park Thirds (Div 12 Ressies) extended their winning streak to five on Saturday, grinding out a tough 7.9 (51) to 6.2 (38) victory against a spirited South Melbourne Swans side in blustery conditions at Lindsay Hassett Oval.

Playing away from home and in the shadows of Melbourne’s CBD skyline, the Animals braved swirling winds and a determined Swans outfit to collect four crucial premiership points and keep their mid-season momentum surging.

With a unique 2pm timeslot kicking off the second half of the season, Wattle Park unveiled several fresh faces. Nathan Calleja, Liam Graeme and Nate Ryan all made their club debuts, while captain George Burgess and cult-hero Mick Allen returned for their first outings of season 2025.

The opening quarter was a scrappy, wind-dominated battle. Gusts exceeding 50km/h made clean ball movement difficult, but Wattle Park’s midfield, led by a fearless Lachlan Hicks, set the early tone. Hicks burst from the opening bounce to drive the Animals inside 50 early, embodying the head-over-the-ball toughness that would define his afternoon. Fellow midfielder Jordan Cannizzarro dazzled with slick movement in traffic, while Dan Thorson and Connor Rogers worked hard to link defence to attack. Despite their efforts, conversion woes saw Wattle Park trail by 3 points at the first change.

With the breeze in their faces during the second term, the Animals clicked into gear. The backline unit of Aman Singh (Junior), Lukas Skaife, Austin Cookson and Sedgy repelled multiple Swans attacks, allowing Wattle Park to control field position. Ruckman Checkers began to dominate around stoppages, often winning the ball directly from the hit-out to launch attacks. Cam Muratore broke the scoring drought with a composed set shot following a strong rebound from Benny Kearns, before Thorson added another to push Wattle Park ahead. The highlight of the quarter came via a crunching bump from “The Candyman,” electrifying his teammates and symbolising the Animals’ intent. At the main break, the Animals held a 7-point advantage.

Coach Lenny praised the side’s second quarter response but urged greater polish and composure in the second half. The challenge was clear: maintain the intensity, tidy up possession, and capitalise on momentum.

The message landed. Caden MacDonald and Harry “Roaming Haz” Brown set the standard with relentless effort and repeat contests. MacDonald’s sharp footy IQ and Brown’s explosive run created havoc for the Swans, while Bailey McCabe continued to shine on the wing. Henry Tulloch also rose in critical moments, showing poise under pressure. Muratore kicked truly from a pack situation before Kearns floated forward for a gutsy goal. The Candyman then added with two of his own, giving the Animals a 20 point lead heading into the final term.

But South Melbourne wasn't done. The home side came out firing in the final term, landing the first blow and lifting their pressure around the ball. Thorson calmed the nerves with a clutch reply, but the Swans kept coming, peppering the forward 50 in a desperate bid to steal victory. In the face of relentless pressure, the Wattle Park defence stood firm. Cookson and Singh were outstanding under siege, supported by the composed efforts of Skaife and Checkers in a resilient final stand.

When the final siren rang, it was Wattle Park who had weathered the storm, both literal and metaphorical, to notch a 13 point win and keep their winning streak alive in emphatic fashion.

Wind Wreaks Havoc as Animals Slow to Settle

Albert Park delivered the toughest conditions of the Animals season so far, with fierce winds turning Saturday’s clash into a scrappy, unpredictable contest. Despite clear skies over Melbourne’s eastern suburbs, the blustery bayside oval presented a major challenge for Wattle Park, who were sluggish to adapt early. The swirling wind played a significant role in disrupting the Animals’ structure, particularly in the opening stages, allowing South Melbourne to seize early momentum and apply scoreboard pressure. While Wattle Park ultimately recorded 16 scoring shots to the Swans’ 8, inaccuracy in front of goal kept the contest wide open until the final siren. As winter deepens and conditions grow tougher, the Animals will need to adjust more quickly to avoid letting weather, not the opposition, dictate the outcome of games.

Familiar Faces Return

In a season defined by fresh faces and new combinations, the return of George Burgess and Mick Allen proved a timely boost for the Wattle Park Thirds. Both key players of the 2024 campaign, their presence added stability and experience to a side still finding its rhythm amid the 2025 reshuffle. After being limited to just one quarter this season due to injury, Burgess slotted back into the lineup. His ability to read the play and offer a steadying influence under pressure was exactly what the Animals needed in blustery conditions. As he builds match fitness in the coming weeks, Burgess is set to play a crucial role in Wattle Park’s push for finals. Equally significant was the return of Mick Allen, whose trademark composure and polish reminded teammates why he was a key figure in last year’s side. Beyond his on-field contributions, Allen’s return lifted the group’s morale, with his presence injecting energy and belief across the board. With both players back in the mix, the Animals will be hoping their influence continues to grow as the season heats up.

Courageous core embody the Animals Spirit

It’s not always the high possession players or goal kicking heroes that determine a game's result. Often, it’s the courageous acts from players who put their body on the line and say “who’s coming with me?”. Saturday’s game was a perfect example of this. Whether it was Candyman with his aerial heroics as he bumps a player off his feet, Muratore as he takes on 3 opponents to take a mark, Hicks as he bulldozes through several players to gain an addition 5 yards, or Cookson who’ll fly across the pack to cause turnover and slow the play; all these little moments are momentum shifts and can be the difference between winning and losing. And oh boy, was that needed on Saturday.

SOUTH MELBOURNE   1.0    2.0   4.0   6.2 (38)
WATTLE PARK              0.3    2.7   6.8   7.9 (51)

GOALS
Wattle Park: Muratore 2, Stronach-Smith 2, Thorson 2, Kearns 1

BEST
Wattle Park: Ethan Stronach-Smith, Aman Singh, Cameron Muratore, Caden MacDonald, Harry Brown, Henry Tulloch

NEXT GAME

Wattle Park v UHS-VU (Home), Sat June 21st, (11:30am), Bennettswood Reserve

Match Report: Three on the trot as Div 12 Ressies claw past Monash Blues

The Wattle Park Thirds are officially on a roll. The Div 12 Ressies side notched up their third consecutive victory on Saturday morning, downing the Monash Blues 13.11 (89) to 8.15 (63) on enemy turf at Frearson Oval.

Returning fan favourite Will Taylor was the standout, booting five majors in a match-winning display that helped propel the Animals to third on the ladder with a 4-3 record and a percentage of 79.18%.

Coming into the clash riding the momentum of back-to-back wins, the Animals were determined to keep the streak alive and shake off their early season struggles. The return of the much-loved Taylor and the surprise appearance of Lachlan “Chaz” Channell, who jetted in from Sydney just for the match, gave the squad a noticeable lift for the 9:20am bounce.

Monash drew first blood within the opening 30 seconds, converting from the opening clearance and threatening to set the tone early. But Wattle Park quickly found their rhythm, shifting into a frenetic, high-pressure brand of footy that rattled the hosts.

Midfield generals Jordan Cannizzaro, Connor Rogers, and Bailey McCabe were instrumental early, dominating possession and setting the tempo. Down back, Dan Thorson impressed with his composure and clean delivery. Up forward, Cam Dapic kicked truly from 40 metres to get the scoreboard ticking, before Ethan “The Candyman” Stronach-Smith slotted two, including a boundary-line screamer that’s already being whispered about as Goal of the Year. Wattle Park led by 13 at the first change.

The second term belonged to Taylor. The cult hero made his presence felt immediately, snapping a classy goal from the boundary to kick off the quarter. With classy link-up play from Caden MacDonald, Taylor added a second before MacDonald joined the party with a major of his own.

Defender Aman “Junior” Singh was a brick wall down back, intercepting with confidence, while Harry “Roaming Haz” Brown added his trademark chaos through the middle and forward half. At the main break, the Animals had opened up a 28-point buffer.

Coach Lenny kept the message simple at halftime: keep the pressure up. And the boys responded. Although Monash opened the third quarter with a goal, the Animals held their nerve. Checkers was a rock at full-back, and Dean “Twistie3” Milhe dazzled through the guts, proving size means nothing when you’ve got footy IQ.

McCabe steadied the ship with a crucial major before Chaz slotted his first in blue and blue, much to the delight of the Wattle Park faithful. Another goal to Taylor after a selfless assist from Roaming Haz saw the lead balloon to 40 at the final change.

But the Blues weren’t done. In a blistering nine-minute burst, Monash piled on three straight goals to open the fourth and reignite the contest. The Animals’ defence wobbled, but the midfield answered the call. Rogers led the charge, and Austin “Cooko” Cookson delivered some of the grittiest one-percenters seen all year.

MacDonald and Taylor slammed the door shut with late goals to seal a spirited 26-point win and keep the momentum building in Division 12.

With belief surging and stars firing, the Animals are shaping as serious contenders in 2025.

Welcome back, Will

If the Wattle Park handbook had a definition for “heart and soul,” it would simply read: Will Taylor. After weeks on the sidelines nursing an ankle injury, Taylor made a triumphant return to the field on Saturday - and he didn’t miss a beat. The inspirational leader booted five goals and racked up an impressive 105 ranking points to steer the Wattle Park Thirds to a statement win over the Monash Blues. While absent from the playing field, Taylor’s influence never waned. Serving as an on-field coach during his recovery, he used his sharp footy IQ to help mastermind the team’s recent resurgence - a role that’s proven vital in the Animals’ mid-season turnaround. But on Saturday, the boots were back on, and Taylor wasted no time reminding the competition why he’s one of the most dangerous men in the comp. Calm, composed, and clinical around goal, his return lit a spark across the ground and lifted his side to their third straight win. He may not look like your traditional enforcer, but underestimate Taylor at your peril. His presence alone changes games - and his name strikes fear into any opposition scouting sheet. Welcome back, Will. The Animals are better with you out there.

Let the man Cook
He may not fill the stat sheet or light up the highlight reel, but Austin “Cooko” Cookson showed exactly why he’s fast becoming one of the most important cogs in the Wattle Park machine. Slotting seamlessly into the defensive unit, Cookson delivered a gritty, team-first performance against Monash that turned heads for all those who were watching. Displaying exceptional game sense, Cooko repeatedly found himself in the right place at the right time, producing a string of critical one-percenters that helped shift momentum at key moments. Whether it was smothering a kick, halving a contest, or applying body pressure, his impact was felt in all the little moments that define the outcome of a game. The defining play came late in the contest, with a gutsy chase down tackle that changed the momentum of the game. Cuckoo stamped his authority as the most determined player on the ground. It was a moment that summed up Cookson’s value perfectly: selfless, relentless, and exactly what Wattle Park needed to shut the game down. He may not get the numbers, but Cooko’s influence is impossible to ignore. A game changer in every sense of the word.

The Candyman Can

What a revelation Ethan Stronach-Smith, affectionately dubbed “The Candyman”, has been in 2025. A former rugby convert, the first-year sensation has taken to footy like a natural, bringing flair, energy, and highlight reel moments to every outing in Wattle Park colours. Whether it’s his soaring vertical leap, fearless attack on the footy, or his uncanny ability to create chaos in the clutch, the Candyman has quickly become a fan favourite, and a key piece in the Animals' rise this season. Operating as a defensive livewire, The Candyman’s agility and composure under pressure has added a new dimension to the backline. But it’s his ability to rise to the moment that truly sets him apart. Big plays, big moments - he lives for them. Week by week, his footy IQ continues to grow, and so too does the legend. Still in his debut season, the Candyman is already shaping as one of the great pickups of 2025. Let the hundred blossoms bloom as the Candyman is just getting started.

MONASH BLUES   1.3     3.9    4.13    8.15  (63)
WATTLE PARK       3.4    8.7     11.11    13.11  (89)

GOALS
Wattle Park: Taylor 5, MacDonald 3, Stronach-Smith 2, Channell 1, Dapic 1, McCabe 1

BEST
Wattle Park: Lachlan Channell, William Taylor, Ethan Stronach-Smith, Aman Singh, Jordan Cannizzaro, Dean Milhe

NEXT GAME

Wattle Park v TBC

Pretty in Pink as Div 12 Ressies bounce back

In a powerful response to last week’s defeat, the Wattle Park Thirds (Div 12 Reserves) claimed a satisfying 20-point victory over Hawthorn in a Saturday twilight showdown under lights, as all four Wattle Park sides enjoyed wins on a landmark day for the club. The 9.9 (63) to 5.13 (43) result marks their first outing within the newly integrated Division 5 Thirds fixture, propelling the Animals to fourth on the ladder after five rounds.

Returning to “The Zoo” for the club’s annual Pink Round, a marquee event supporting the National Breast Cancer Foundation, the Animals were clad in pink guernseys and determined to make amends in a rare back-to-back fixture against the Hawks. With over nine changes to the side, the reshuffled lineup brought renewed energy and purpose to a meaningful occasion.

The intent was evident from the opening bounce. Midfield generals Jack Ivey, Dan Thorson, Lachie Hicks, and Connor Rogers set the tone early, dominating clearances and generating repeat forward entries. The pressure soon paid off, with Austin Cookson’s aerial contest and Bailey McCabe’s quick follow-up play setting up Caden MacDonald for the first of his three majors. On the expansive home ground, Wattle Park’s ability to spread and carry left the Hawthorn midfield chasing shadows, with Cam Muratore continuing his strong form by setting up MacDonald’s second. Despite Hawthorn managing a reply, their inaccuracy cost them dearly, heading into the first break trailing 1.5 (11) to the Animals’ 2.3 (15).

The second quarter saw both sides lift in physicality, as the dew settled and the contest tightened. Thorson continued to impress, breaking lines and driving the ball deep into the forward 50. "Roaming Haz" opened his account with a clever snap, followed by another composed finish from Hicks after a neat assist by Joe Caldow. When Tom Mariadason added his name to the scoresheet, the margin stretched to 28 points. A late Hawthorn goal before the main break cut the lead slightly, but the Animals held a commanding 24-point buffer at halftime.

Coach Lenny, donning the symbolic pink beanie, urged his side to maintain their intensity and discipline in the second half — aware of Hawthorn’s capacity to surge if given momentum.

That warning came to life in the third term as Hawthorn lifted, controlling possession and territory early. The Animals struggled to execute clean disposals in slippery conditions, allowing the Hawks to mount multiple attacks. Defenders Lukas Skaife, Darcy Keegan, and Junior held firm under pressure, while Layton Sketcher provided critical rebound from half-back. Still, the Hawks’ inaccuracy haunted them again, managing just 1.4 for the quarter, keeping Wattle Park 15 points clear heading into the final change.

Refocused, the Animals rediscovered their rhythm in the final term. Caldow’s repeat entries helped set up Cookson’s first goal, regaining momentum. As Hawthorn pushed forward in desperation, midfield anchors Thorson, McCabe, and Ivey intercepted and turned defence into attack with poise. A highlight-reel dribbler from MacDonald on the 50m arc and a composed finish from Roaming Haz sealed the win, with the Animals closing out the contest 20-point victors in front of a buoyant home crowd.

It was a spirited and disciplined performance on a meaningful day for the club — a statement win that not only avenged last week’s loss but cemented the Thirds’ place as genuine contenders in the 2025 season.

Animals Celebrate On and Off the Field in Annual Pink Day Triumph

While the Wattle Park Thirds’ return to the winner’s list was a significant highlight on Saturday, the day’s true triumph came off the field, as the club united for its annual Pink Day in support of the National Breast Cancer Foundation. A cornerstone of the Wattle Park Amateur Football Club calendar, Pink Day once again proved to be a powerful occasion, with all four teams donning specially designed pink-striped guernseys to raise awareness and funds for breast cancer research. Held under clear skies at Bennettswood Reserve, the event was buoyed by a vibrant community atmosphere, capped by the club’s popular Ladies Luncheon, which drew a strong turnout in support of the cause. The results on the field only added to the celebration, as all four Wattle Park sides secured wins - a fitting outcome that mirrored the success of the fundraising efforts and the spirit of unity across the club. In every sense, it was a day where the scoreboard took a back seat to a far greater victory - one measured not in points, but in purpose.

Hick’s Healing a welcome return

Now in his fifth season with the club, Lachie Hicks has been a welcome addition to the Div 12 Ressies lineup, delivering a string of commanding performances across his three appearances to date. A seasoned and reliable contributor, Hicks made a strong return from a rib injury sustained in Round 2, playing a crucial role in Saturday’s win with his trademark physicality and burst from stoppage. Operating through the engine room, Hicks was instrumental in driving the Animals forward, frequently breaking through tackles and creating opportunities with his powerful ball movement. His versatility was a major asset, as he can seamlessly push forward and present as a contested marking target, a matchup nightmare for opposition defenders. A momentum-shifting set shot in the second quarter highlighted Hicks’ capacity to rise in critical moments. If he can remain fit throughout the season, Hicks looms as an indispensable cog in a dynamic and well-balanced Thirds midfield unit.

The Stats don’t lie
Wattle Park’s emphatic response on Saturday was underpinned by a significant lift in possession and control - a stark contrast to last week’s outing. The shift was reflected clearly in the Premier Data statistics, with the midfield brigade leading the charge in the Animals’ 20-point win. Dan Thorson was prolific, racking up a game-high 36 disposals, while Cam Muratore wasn’t far behind with 32. Roaming Haz (23), Bailey McCabe (22), and Connor Rogers (19) also played pivotal roles in Wattle Park’s midfield resurgence. Their collective influence allowed the Animals to dictate the tempo and keep Hawthorn on the back foot for much of the match. Up forward, Caden MacDonald provided the finishing touches, returning to form with a standout three-goal, two-behind performance that capped off a complete team effort. If Wattle Park can replicate this level of output and midfield efficiency on a consistent basis, they will be well positioned to make a serious impact in the newly restructured Division 5 Thirds competition.

WATTLE PARK  3.1     6.6     6.7      9.9    (63)
HAWTHORN      1.5     2.6     3.10    5.13  (43)

GOALS
Wattle Park: MacDonald 3, Brown 2, Thorson 1, Mariadason 1, Hicks 1, Cookson 1

BEST
Wattle Park: Daniel Thorson, Harry Brown, Jack Ivey, Cameron Muratore, Bailey McCabe, Caden MacDonald

NEXT GAME

Wattle Park v Preston Bullants (Home), Sat May 17th (4:45pm), Bennettswood Reserve

MATCH REPORT: Hawks swoop late to steal victory from the Div 12 Ressies

The WATTLE PARK THIRDS (Div 12 Ressies) fell agonisingly short in their round 4 clash on Saturday, losing by 7 points to Hawthorn as they stole the win late in the final quarter. The Animals led the scoreboard for much of the day but were unable to stop a plucky Hawthorn side which kicked 5 goals in the final term to secure a close win on their home turf. The final score of 11.13 (79) to 10.12 (72) left the Animals bitterly disappointed, with their record now sitting at 1 win, 3 losses.

With most of the country waking up and turning their attention to election day, the Div 12 Ressies awoke with only one thing on their minds: to secure a win away from the Zoo. Coming off a convincing win last week against Oakleigh, the Animals knew their game against Hawthorn presented a great opportunity to secure back-to-back wins. The side had a host of inclusions coming into the game, most notably Cam Muratore and Ethan Baker, who were pulling on the boots for the first time in season 2025. 

With the sun shining down on a blissful Rathmines Road Reserve, the centre clearance battle would be integral on a ground measuring only 140 metres end-to-end. Hawthorn were quick to draw first-blood, kicking the opening goal of the game in quick fashion before Cam Muratore struck back immediately for the Animals with his first goal of the season. It wasn’t long before Ethan Baker joined the party as he shook off two defenders to kick his first for the day. In defence, both Jarra Davis and Andre ‘The Giant’ Toussaint stood tall as Hawthorn continued to press. Both were silky by foot and in the air to give the animals a 7 point lead at quarter time.

The second term saw the Animals have plenty of scoring opportunities as they dominated much of the play. Dan Thorson’s run and carry off half-back, paired with Roaming Haz’s gut running on the wing, generated an array of opportunities for the Animals, but inability to convert when forward kept the Hawks within touch. Baker and Connor Rogers steadied the ship kicking consecutive goals, but Hawthorn would continue to fight back and stay within striking distance. If it weren’t for the brilliant defensive efforts of Lukas Skaife and Jordan Cannizzarro, the margin would have been much tighter given the Hawks ability to convert quickly and efficiently off half-back. The Animals held a 15 point lead going into the mainbreak.

Coach Lenny put emphasis on the second half being “crunch time” for the Animals and encouraged the boys to put Hawthorn away in the third quarter. The group were well aware inaccuracy was keeping the Hawks in the game and knew it needed to be corrected in the second half to run away with the victory.

The third term saw the Animals begin the quarter hot, getting repeated entries in the forward 50. However, the Hawks defenders stood tall and once again utilised their rebound game to kick the first of the second half. The pressure continued from the Hawks as the Animals defence stood tall also, with Andrew Cox looking very comfortable distributing the ball out of the backline on numerous occasions. Muratore and Baker struck back for the Animals once again, as both Checkers and Srey found themselves in a fiery clash against numerous Hawks. Roaming Haz joined the goal party, but the fightback from Hawthorn made it a 9 point margin at the final break.

The Animals were quick again out of the centre in the final term but continued in their inability to put the game away. Four lead changes and some brilliant passages of play, notably led by Muratore, Thorson and Candyman, made the final term one of excitement for spectators and players alike. Checkers continued his brilliance in the ruck against a formidable Hawthorn ruckman, and unleashed his iconic torps on several occasions to take full advantage of the smaller ground. However, the Hawks were too classy and kicked 5 goals in the final term, leaving the Animals licking their wounds in a 7 point loss.

Standing tall when it matters most
Despite falling just 7 points short, the Animals' defence delivered a near-flawless performance on Saturday. Undersized on paper but mighty in effort, the backline played to their strengths—relentlessly bringing the ball to ground and neutralising Hawthorn’s aerial threats time and again.Their commitment on the counter was just as impressive, launching precise rebounds and offering the midfield clean, composed delivery—along with second efforts that far exceeded recent weeks. Skaife, Thorson, Davis, Cox, Cannizzaro, and The Giant all stood tall when the pressure was on, showing grit, composure, and unity. While the scoreboard didn’t fall their way, the defensive unit’s performance was one to be proud of—and they left the field with heads held high and standards raised.

The Baker and the Comedian
In their season openers, Baker and Muratore were clearly a class above, standing out as the two best players on the ground. Combining for seven majors, the dynamic duo gave the Animals a serious edge up forward, delivering relentless pressure and polish in front of goal. Baker was dominant through the centre, winning contests both in the air and at ground level, consistently outplaying his opponents with strength and skill. Meanwhile, Muratore caused havoc for Hawthorn’s backline with his elite ability to read the play and take strong grabs at the highest point. His vocal leadership and presence around the ground set the tone for the team .With just one game under their belts, the Baker and the Comedian are only just warming up—and that’s an ominous sign for the rest of the competition.

Roaming Haz roams here, there and everywhere

After booting a bag in his sole appearance for the Animals in 2024, Roaming Haz has picked up right where he left off, showcasing electric form in the opening two rounds of the 2025 season. The dynamic wingman covers the ground like a young springbok, combining relentless endurance with explosive pace. With elite foot skills and an exceptional read of the play, Haz consistently breaks lines and turns defence into attack, making the wing his personal playground. Rarely beaten for speed or smarts, he’s a nightmare matchup for any opponent. And when it’s time to finish, Haz delivers—calm under pressure and capable of finding the goals when it counts. A genuine talent, he’s already proving to be a standout addition to the Div 12 Ressies side.

HAWTHORN        2.2     3.4     6.11   11.13  (79)
WATTLE PARK    3.3     5.7     8.8   10.12  (72)

GOALS
Wattle Park: Muratore 4, Baker 3, Brown 2, Rogers 1
BEST
Wattle Park: Lukas Skaife, Ethan Baker, Benjamin Kearns, Cam Muratore, Connor Rogers, Daniel Thorson

NEXT GAME

Wattle Park v TBC (Home), Sat May 10th (Time - TBC), Bennettswood Reserve

MATCH REPORT: Trinity turn on the heat, leaving the Div 12 Ressies burnt

The WATTLE PARK THIRDS (Div 12 Ressies) were left red-faced as they left Trinity Grammar on Saturday, having been handed a 180-point smashing by Old Trinity on their home deck. The undermanned Animals knew their round 2 clash against a youthful and silky Trinity team would be a difficult one in the sweltering summer-like conditions, yet, the squad was optimistic given their bursts of brilliance in their opening game last week. However, not even the footy gods could have predicted the final scoreline of 29.22 (196) to 2.4 (16) on Saturday afternoon.

With Mother Nature deciding to turn the mercury to 31 degrees, Wattle Park knew their grit and perseverance would be just as important as their footy skills as they hunted for their first win of the year. With a host of players missing, including Checkers, Srey, Will Taylor, Dan Thorson, Lachie Killeen, Layton Sketcher, George Burgess, Connor Rogers, Sedgy and Noah Moon, the undermanned squad knew a fast-start was needed to get the jump on Trinity early in the game. Within 2 minutes of the opening bounce vice-captain, Josh Millar, kicked a difficult set shot to give the Animals the opening goal of the game, supplying exactly what the boys were after. However, it would appear Mother Nature was not alone in bringing the heat, as Old Trinity were just warming up. An 8-goal blitz from Trinity handed the Animals a 43-point deficit heading into quarter time.

An emphasis on slowing the game down and creating stoppage football was the message delivered at quarter time, with many of the Animals yet to get their hands on the football. Lincon Sketcher brought the heat early in the second term with his consistent second efforts and tackle pressure, as Trinity continued their high-possession style of play. Similarly, Zack Flaherty was dominant around the ground with his defensive efforts, spoiling numerous opportunities as Trinity moved the ball forward. The heat would continue to be a factor as fatigue set in for the Animals, allowing Trinity to continue their outside run and carry which dominated the first quarter. Having been kept goalless in the second term, the Animals found themselves down by 77 points at the main break.

With time to reflect during the break, the boys recomposed themselves and set their sights on a stronger second half. Much like the first quarter, the Animals were clean out of the middle to begin with, allowing Caden MacDonald to score the first goal in an attempt to get Wattle Park back on track. But as had been the case all afternoon, Trinity had all the answers, continuing to move the ball with speed and polish. Sam Fernandez did his best to apply pressure back on Trinity’s midfield, giving numerous repeated efforts along the wing, which forced Trinity into the corridor on several occasions. Both Darcy and Jackson Keegan battled hard in defence to continue from their round 1 brilliance, and Lachie Hicks showcased why he is dubbed ‘The Bull’, crashing through several contested plays to take charge of the midfield battle.

With the scoreline beyond reach, the Animals struggled in the fourth term as a mixture of heat, fatigue and injuries added to their woes. Trinity continued their fast-paced play to showcase their elite talent, leaving the Animals defence under-pressure for most of the final term. Rory Harrington and Bailey McCabe stood tall amongst the onslaught, pressing hard in defence and creating several run and carry opportunities for the Animals midfield. By the final siren, Trinity had run out 180-point victors.

Andre the Giant

With Checkers unavailable, Andre Toussaint stepped up in his second game with the Animals, taking on the ruck mantle for much of the day in less than desired conditions. His opponent may have had him covered in height, but Andre’s ability to bring the ball to ground and create stoppage football was integral to the midfield battle. The Giant continued his dominance, floating across half-back and supplying plenty of run during transition. It may have been a difficult day, but the Giant could hold his head high by the final siren.

A little bit of Baz Ball to ease the pressure

Bailey McCabe has returned to Wattle Park in mint condition, but it’s not just his footy skill set that is making the difference. Several times throughout Saturday’s game (and Round 1) McCabe was able to slow the game down when in possession, taking away Trinity’s fast-paced game style and ability to score on the run. His intercepting efforts were a force to be reckoned with, allowing the Animals to reset structurally on numerous occasions throughout the day. With a football brain allowing him to read the play beautifully, Baz’s composure under pressure was instrumental and an asset which will be handy as the Animals look to bounce back.

A hard lesson to learn, but a lesson nonetheless
It may have been dire straits for the Animals at the final siren, but leaders were quick to point out the valuable lessons learnt from such a loss. A 180 point-loss is never a good result, but injured duo Layton Sketcher and George Burgess were vocal in acknowledging the efforts of all the boys in tough conditions, putting a large emphasis on the highs and lows of football. Collectively, the squad agreed Saturday’s result would be an important chapter in the story of 2025, with many lessons learnt being motivation for the remainder of the season.

There’s no doubt the Animals were left licking their wounds, but they departed Old Trinity with a clearer picture of what’s required to compete—and a hunger to bounce back.

WATTLE PARK  1.1     1.2        2.3        2.4      (16)
OLD TRINITY    8.2     13.7     20.13    29.22    (196)

GOALS
Wattle Park: MacDonald 1, Millar 1

BEST
Wattle Park: Zack Flaherty, Sam Fernandez, Bailey McCabe, Jordan Cannizzaro, Andre Toussaint, Lachlan Hicks

NEXT GAME

Wattle Park v Oakleigh (Home), Saturday April 26th (9:20am), Bennettswood Reserve

MATCH REPORT: Div 12 Ressies outclassed by youthful Collegians

The WATTLE PARK THIRDS (Div 12 Ressies) were dealt a difficult start to the 2025 season, losing by 49 points to a strong Collegians team at Bennettswood Reserve. Coming off a strong pre-season after falling agonizingly short of finals in 2024 by percentage, the Animals were eager to land the first blow of the season with a win on their home deck. However, a well-polished Collegians team, full of run and youth, proved too strong, running out victors with a 13.14 (92) to 6.7 (43) triumph on Saturday morning.

With dry conditions and new and familiar faces in the blue and blue, Checkers’ men were well aware that skill execution and two-way running would be key to putting pressure on the scoreboard early. The energy was high at ‘The Zoo’ before the opening bounce, as Coach Checkers led his team in putting the blue-striped guernsey on in unison, marking the beginning of a new Div 12 Ressies’ season. After a tight start to the first term, the Collegians took charge of the midfield battle, converting back-to-back set shots to gain an early lead. Moments later, Will Taylor converted a set shot directly in front in response, getting the Animals on the board for the 2025 season.

The midfield battle continued to be the key area heading into the second quarter, with Collegians taking full advantage of their run-and-carry game style to out-run the Animals on the counterattack. The Animals' defense held strong, however, with Dan Thorson continuing his brilliant 2024 form as a rebounding defender in the backline. Pink helmet brothers Lincon and Layton Sketcher provided much-needed composure for the Animals as the midfield began to click. However, the inability to impact the scoreboard left the Animals trailing by 27 points at the main break.

With some inspiring half-time words from coach Lenny, the Animals were hot out of the gates, kicking the first goal of the quarter off the brilliant midfield run of Jordan Cannizzaro. Debutant Andre Toussaint converted another major for the Animals as the game began to swing in favor of the Div 12 Ressies. However, as fatigue set in, the Collegians responded with their fast-paced game style to take a commanding 35-point lead heading into the final term.

Aspirations to begin the final term in the same fashion as the third quarter were quickly dashed for the Animals, as a clean center-clearance from the Collegians resulted in a quick goal, putting the Div 12 Ressies on the backfoot. Returning from injury, Lachie Killeen held strong and showed off his craft as fatigue took hold for both teams, while Darcy Keegan competed well in the air to slow the momentum of the Collegians. A couple of late goals from Caden MacDonald were a welcome reward for the Animals, but it was too little, too late, as the Collegians ran out 49-point victors at the final siren.

The Pink Brothers’ Grit Cannot Be underestimated
Both Lincon and Layton Sketcher will be key pieces for the Div 12 Ressies in 2025, as the brothers combined for a powerful display at Bennettswood Reserve. The pair looked right at home playing throughout the midfield and backline, showing no sign of fatigue as both sides began to feel the round 1 cramps in the second half. Lincon’s explosive power and courage in and around the contest were pivotal as the momentum shifted in the Animals’ favor in the third term, while Layton’s leadership and football smarts steadied the ship in several periods throughout the Collegians' attack. With both brothers rocking the pink helmets, it’s difficult to overlook their importance for the team going forward.

Cannizzaro’s Courage Pays Off
The third term required the Animals to have a fast start and take risks playing through the corridor. Enter Jordan Cannizzaro. The dashing midfielder took the game into his own hands, bursting through a play involving several Collegian players to showcase his elite pace and composure under pressure. Streaming through the midfield, Cannizzaro’s play resulted in a goal from MacDonald, igniting the spark and momentum shift the Animals were desperately after.

Old MacDonald Still Owns the Farm
If there was any doubt over Caden MacDonald’s ability to continue his 2024 form, those doubts were silenced in the opening game. The 2024 leading goal kicker did what every good forward does - converting goals when it matters. Despite a heavy loss, MacDonald booted four majors to begin his campaign in great form, showcasing his ability to lead the Div 12 Ressies’ forward line for yet another season. If MacDonald can stay injury-free throughout the season, this Temu-version of Bailey Fritsch will no doubt be a key piece to the Animals' success.

WATTLE PARK  1.1     1.3     3.5      6.7      (43)
COLLEGIANS    3.4     5.6     8.10    13.14  (92)

GOALS
Wattle Park: MacDonald 4, Taylor 1, Toussaint 1

BEST
Wattle Park: Darcy Keegan, Daniel Thorson, Lincon Sketcher, Caden MacDonald, Layton Sketcher, Benjamin Kearns

NEXT GAME

Wattle Park v Old Trinity (Away), Sat April 12th (11:30am), Daley Oval Marles Playing Field 1

Last hurrah at home for Senior safety

A crucial day for the Seniors awaits at Bennettswood as they look to draw level on the ladder with St.Mary’s Salesian and give themselves every chance to avoid relegation, whilst the Reserves will be looking for a more concerted effort after two straight large losses.

reserves: vs st. mary’s salesian - bennettswood reserve - 11.40am

Two straight 100+ point losses do not sit well with Reserves coach Gerard Clarke, and a hard task awaits against a well-drilled side in St. Mary’s who have already locked away finals footy.

Thankfully, for the sake of continuity, only 3 changes have had to be made from last week’s game.

Thirds leader George Burgess is a welcome addition to the side in the backline along with Oscar Godde, whilst Mitch Lamb returns to provide his run and carry on the wing.

A positional change sees the big kicking Josh Webb moved forward to provide a threat up forward as well as the always creative James Greaves pushing further up the ground to accomodate the inclusion of Lamb.

seniors: vs st.mary’s salesian - bennettswood reserve - 2pm

After 10 straight losses, an opportunity for a well overdue win to create a fascinating final round awaits the Senior Animals tomorrow with four sides still in the throws of a see-sawing drop fight.

Last week’s effort against a South Melbourne side still pushing for a top 2 spot has been rewarded with no changes made to the Senior side this weekend.

This means potential VAFA Div 2 Team of the Year Fullback candidate Joden Crothers will stay at Full Forward after he snagged 2 by the lake last week.

Jem Sibley keeps his spot on the wing in the Senior set up and will look to compliment the never-tiring Matt Hill in what will be the final game played on the hallowed Bennettswood turf this season.

Zoo News: Day to forget for unlucky Animals

Wattle Park Football Club might have developed a serious case of triskaidekaphobia, that is fear of the number 13, on the weekend after all four teams suffered losses at the hands of competitive opposition. It felt as though the footy gods had the scripts already written for round thirteen, with no room for improvisation as the Women kicked off Animal proceedings for the day, falling to Box Hill North by 33 points. Both the Reserves and the Thirds toiled away after their 11:40am first bounces but were ultimately beaten by MHSOB and Mazenod to the tune of 151 and 134 points respectively. Unlucky last was the Seniors, whose 20-point loss was seemingly the icing on a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day for the Animals. 

Two goals to James Greaves is arguably one of the only bright spots on an otherwise forgettable day for the Reserves. On the backfoot from the outset, the Animals were valiant in defeat but were comfortably beaten. Sean Bourke was named best-on, while Greaves, Adam Jopling, Lachie Hicks, Jem Sibly, and in his first game since a 2022 preseason injury, Josh Webb round out the top six. Admin would really like to say more here, but 19 scoring shots to three by half-time kinda says enough maybe. We love footy!

As the only team left standing and with the club on their shoulders, the Seniors went to work on Saturday afternoon but will be left to rue missed opportunities in front of goal. The home side kept their noses in front for the entirety of the game as the Animals struggled to maintain any dominance during the armwrestle. Seven scoring shots to three in the final term summed up the day for the Seniors, who were close but just not close enough. James Rippon’s work in defense sees him top the best players list, joined by Joden Crothers, Ben Collins, Harry Davis, Jess Goldsmid and Baxter Newbegin. Mercurial forward Dan Hill snagged two goals, with Newbegin, Jonathan Greensides, Matt Hill (no relation) and Nathan Bird rounding out the goalkickers list. 

Battling against the top of the ladder was always going to be tough for the Thirds, whose finals march falters just slightly at the pointy end of the season. A scoreless first term did the Animals no favours as their opposition piled on seven goals from 10 scoring shots. Despite consistently ticking over the scoreboard for the remainder of the game, the Thirds were without answers. Mazenod kicked 11 goals to three in the final term to extend the margin well past 100.  Michael Allen, Jordan Cannizzaro, George Burgess, Drew Ashton, Connor Rogers and Austin Cookson were the best six. Two goals each to Caden MacDonald and Jack Lindros saw them as the only multiple-goalscorers.

A lapse in concentration during the second quarter has seen the Women succumb at Elgar Park, though a competitive last half sets them in good stead for this weekend. A goal to Ashton Billing in the first quarter was the perfect reward after marking a centering kick from Rose Kennedy, before a second term to forget set the scene for the rest of the day. Stalwart Animal Sam Hogarth registered her first goal in some time during the final quarter, which came from an oppositional fumble after forward pressure from Kennedy. The usuals ran amok, with vice captain Grace Ambrosini’s ruck efforts yielding a best-on-ground mention, while Georgie Dillon, Elli Haylock, Jas Adern, Emily Severin and Billing join her on the list.

With limited games remaining for the club, all four teams will look to get back on the winners list this weekend. Bennettswood Reserve will welcome Aquinas as the Reserves and Seniors run out at their usual times of 11:40am and 2pm respectively, while the Women continue their away streak, trekking to JP Fawkner Reserve to face top-of-the-table Therry Penola at 9:20am. At the same time, the Thirds will be plying their trade at EE Gunn Reserve, Ormond their opposition. Saturday also marks Wattle Park’s first Community Day at the pavilion, so get down to watch the boys in blue and blue and maybe grab a sneaky BBQ snag while you’re there!

FINAL SCORES - ROUND THIRTEEN

Thirds v Mazenod: 8.6.54 - 28.20.188

MHSOB v Reserves: 25.15.165 - 2.2.14

Box Hill North v Women: 7.6.48 - 2.3.15

MHSOB v Seniors: 9.13.67 - 6.11.47 

Beware the eye of July

The middle of July brings a crucial weekend of fixtures for three of the Animals four sides this weekend as the end of the season hurtles closer and closer with every waking moment.

The Thirds can lock away an inaugural finals spot if results go their way this weekend when they host runaway leaders Mazenod, whilst both the Senior Men and Women can go a long way to staving off any semblance of a relegation fight with wins this weekend against MHSOB and Box Hill North respectively.

THIRDS: VS MAZENOD - BENNETTSWOOD RESERVE AT 11.40AM

Bennettswood has resembled more of a paddock after a rained-out music festival than a football oval at times this week but the Thirds will be the only team to grace the sacred ground this weekend when ladder leading Mazenod rolls in to town.

With such an important clash, the backline has been loaded up with Checkers, Jarra Davis, Ben Kearns, and Austin Cookson heading back to provide elite defence and rebound.

The moves see Bailey McCabe and Mickey Allen move in to the middle, with the former playing outside to provide run and carry. Jackson Keegan moves in to the vacated ruck role and will be tapping it down to either Zach Flaherty or Lochie Sketcher.

Up front Darcy Keegan, Cam Muratore, and Drew Ashton all start this week after last week’s mega showing from the forward line. League-leading goalkicker Caden MacDonald will look to add to his tally, with his 30 goals only 2 less than what the entire Thirds team kicked in the second half of last season.

WOMEN: VS BOX HILL NORTH - ELGAR PARK AT 9.20AM

Medical science has come a long way, but even vice-captain Lilliana Fogarty has amazed doctors with her miraculous recovery from a broken wrist and two damaged nerves to make her return after only 3 months of missed footy.

She’ll line up in a forward line look to atone for last week’s profligate effort where they kicked 0.5 against a Parkside team ripe for the taking.

The main change comes in the middle with Ashton Billing released from the ruck shackles after Grace Ambrosini’s efforts in the role last week to roam around with freedom and impact the game more. She’ll have Georgie Dillon and Nadine Pietsch on her wings as the former moves back to the familiar role after a week spent down back, and the latter making her return after missing the last two months of footy.

Maddy Mazar also returns after missing last week at centre half back, a role she has made her own since moving there early in the season, in what is the only change down back.

Meanwhile it’s more cases of returns from injury with Shannon Harris and Tahlia Hill returning from setbacks on the bench.

reserves: vs mhsob - woodfull-miller oval at 11.40am

It was a case of so close yet so far last week for the Twos as a poor second quarter handed the Friars the win. They’ll be looking to bounce back against MHSOB after letting them back in to the game with a 7 goal comeback at Bennettswood earlier in the year.

The big story here is the return of premiership star and last year’s coach Josh Webb from an ACL injury he suffered at the start of the 2022 season. Webb’s return has been long and at times seemingly forlorn, but to his credit he has stuck with it and will proudly run out wearing the blue and blue once again.

It’s a return to the Two’s for Max Warburton, Cam Dapic, and Joe Caldow from the Thirds this week, with the latter two heading up forward whilst Warburton starts at half back looking to stem the flow of goals the Two’s have been conceding.

Meanwhile Jem Sibley makes his long-awaited return from an arm injury, to provide run and delivery from the wing.

Six changes for the Seniors who look to arrest a 6 game losing streak against the side they recorded their last win against in mid-May.

Matt Hill returns after missing last week’s clash after being absent, whilst five players make their way up from the Two’s.

It’s a Senior debut for the well-loved Josh Mancusi-Thomas who has been electric up front for the Reserves this season, and will look to bring his unique brand of forward craft up to Senior football.

Promotions as well for the “Pres” Cam Gardner, Mitch Lamb, Jacob Glare, and Fletcher Cooper. The latter takes on the starting ruck role to give Tom Clarke a well needed rest after he toiled away valiantly in the role last week.

An injury to Sam Davis sees Ben Collins move back to a back flank, as does Zac Durrant, flanking elite swingman Baxter Newbegin.

Turn for home sees finals chase heat up

As we turn for home with all the byes behind us, the end of the season looms large on all, and for some, a lot closer.

The Thirds sit will entrenched in a three team battle for two spots in the top four, whilst the Women, Reserves, and Senior Men all find themselves on the outside looking in as the season reaches a hasty conclusion.

The Animals are split across three grounds at three different times, with the Thirds holding down the fort at Bennettswood as the Women and Reserve and Senior Men head off on travels both north and east.

thirds: vs masala Dandenong - bennettswood reserve - 11.40am

It’s a Davis party in the Thirds as Jarra is joined by his family in the forward line for what looms as a vital clash in securing a maiden finals spot for the team.

Bailey, Cooper, and Stuart Davis all line up with Jarra, with non-Davis’ Caden MacDonald and Anthony Smith also lining up forward.

Due to disciplinary action, Riley Srey has been sent to the backline, with coach Checkers strong in his message to the clearance king after he broke team protocol on Thursday night.

Srey forms part of a formidable back 6 which features the likes of Dan Thorson, George Burgess, and Michael Allen.

On the wing, Harry Brown (better known as RoamingHaz) will make his Animals debut on the wing to help provide some run alongside Jordy Rodda who will look to continue his stellar 2024 season.

women: vs parkside - pitcher park - 9.20am

Changes aplenty as the Women turn for home, needing a run similar to last season to once again sneak a spot inside the Top 4, in the Women’s first trip back to Pitcher Park since 2022, where only four of this week’s side featured.

Emma Ferrall, Leesa Guastella, and Georgie Dillon all move to the backline to help play vital roles in tightening up the back 6. Charlotte Norton also makes her return to the side and will line up at fullback.

Olivia Frost moves on to the ball to start the game, with Emma Turner moving up the field to flank the on-ballers on one wing, whilst Nadine Pietsch returns after a significant lay off to bring her energy and enthusiasm to the other side.

Heidi Lawrence also makes her return to the team from the bench.

reserves: vs whitefriars - whitefriars college - 11.40am

The Reserves return to the ground where they suffered a tight qualifying final loss last year, looking to exact revenge on a Whitefriars side who held them to only 2 goals earlier in the season.

The return of captain Anthony Smith from holiday will go a long way to reversing the fortunes, playing his first game since Round 8. He’s joined by club president Cam Gardner who returns from a stint with the senior side.

Alex Luttrell, Josh Mancusi-Thomas, and Fletcher Cooper all return to the Reserves fold and will feature up front this week for a forward line which has not kicked more than 10 goals since mid-May.

Down back, Mason Laursen returns after an extended break, whilst Cam Price drops back from the Senior side in what are the only changes for the backline.

seniors: vs whitefriars - whitefriars college - 2pm

Minimal changes for the Seniors this week as the search for a long-awaited win continues. A five game losing streak which dates back to the end of May has seen the Seniors hot start cool off.

Sam Davis, Sam Barrah, Tom Ferguson, and Connor Xipolitos all return to the fold this week.

Davis missed the previous match, and slots in to a backline which did manage to keep the high-scoring Brunswick offence under 100 in their previous outing. David Ray keeps his spot in the Seniors after a strong debut before the rep bye.

Sam Barrah takes up a wing spot after a brief absence, whilst Tom Ferguson will roll through the midfield after he returned to Bennettswood following a mid-season stint in Tasmania.

Up front, Connor Xipolitos only misses the one senior match, promoted straight back in to the prime time arvo spot after a good showing against Brunswick before the bye.